Wrists, I dreamt about u last night :/

Practically Im in this airport and i come off the plane and im stopped at customs with this lady in front of me. She has 2 babies. 1 of these babies is white and the other is black. She is asked to show passports for her children and the policeman sees that one of the babies is in truth, an illegal immigrant.

So far so good. I come out and meet wrists. Suddenly, we are being chased by soime police dude... kinda like the bad police man in the film "The Terminal".

After a long long chase all around the terminal with me and wrists doing parqueur we enter the elevator that brings us to the top floor where the exit is. Ah I forgot that before entering the elevator I killed a woman by breaking her neck, just because she saw us.

This is where I meet my girlfriend (which apparently is Hermione actress in harry potter) and i snog her in front of wrists. We manage to leave the building from the top floor (which is connected to the collisseum by a metal bridge :/ and we have to hide again because I saw 2 new zealand police cars pass by.

That was my dream and I wanted to share it with you all.

Bianco di Gesu'

I am participating at some kind of Tennis tournament in a huge stadium with one side of it covered in Ivy and people everywhere even if they could not find seats. I reach the final pretty easily and I find that my rival is Giles Butcher. He was this old guy at my old school in England. I didn't like him much the match ended 6-0 in all 3 sets for me and I won. As we go up to receive the cup someone gives us some presents. One was a book of some sort and I cannot remember what it was. The second was a bottle (shaped like a grappa bottle) of white wine named "Bianco di Gesu'". In italian that means Jesus' white wine.

I guess Bianco di gesu' doesn't exist but what exists is a red wine called Sangue di Giuda. Meaning Judas' Blood. Probably made me create an other religiously connotated wine in my head!

Dune Buggy

I was driving this very expensive silver luxurious car, maybe a Mercedes or a BMW, but I soon realised that the brakes were not working very well. You could press as hard as you wanted but the brakes seemed to work only until a certain threshold and then they wouldn't brake any harder. I end up hitting a lamppost, not like crashing, I just came to rest on it. I then reach a self service refuelling station and suddenly (don't ask me how), I find myself on a yellow dune buggy (you know the ones that people use to go on the beach, they look really stupid). The thing is that it does not run on petrol. Instead I find myself pouring this transparent liquid from a big yellow petrol can with a sticker on it saying BANANA.

This was a very strange dream. I found out later, after explaining this dream to a friend of mine that she read that someone created a car that could run on banana peels. It was still strange because I had never heard of this invention! Maybe the reason for the car not braking is because I had been playing this train simulator, and trains do not have normal brakes like cars, they have various levels of braking, they are not pressure sensitive. Yeah i'm a geek

No Money

I was wandering around in Milan and I had no money. I start looking around for a cash machine, and I soon realise that every cash machine in Milan is "guarded" by two nazis (not the World War II type nazi, the modern skinhead). So without money I walk home and my mother informs me that the leader of the nazis in Milan is named St. Francis.

That was the first dream I wrote down in my book. Most of my dreams have religious connotations for some reason which is strange as i'm not very religious at all. I will follow up with more dreams soon!

First Post

I created this blog in order to share with everyone all of my crazy dreams! Let me explain. When I sleep I sometimes wake up and remember what I was dreaming so I get up write down the dream in my "dream book" and then go back to sleep! Here are my dreams then.